The sign said SALE
upon entering;
The door sign said 20-40% all Summer
Items only.
The “Sale” items weren’t even close
to Price Point of competitors.
I wandered around and took it all in.
That’s when I saw purses.
Damn! I have to check them out.
Oh my, I thought to myself.
They were all dreary and lacking style.
When the manager walked by
He asked if I needed help.
I shook my head. I was disappointed;
and he said,
“What do you carry?”
“Oh, usually Coach or Dooney & Burke.”
“No.” he says “I meant for your gun,
These are ‘Conseal and Carry’ Purses.”
“Oh! My bad. I had no idea.”
He pointed to the sign on the display…
GET YOUR CONSEAL & CARRY PURSES HERE!!!
No thanks. There’s a cute Betsy Johnson bag at the next stop.
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