Pamper Chef
Tupperware
Thirty one
And Mary Kay
Even if you don’t know one
You know another
But you don’t know why
You suddenly need something new
Amongst the party and fun.
Oh sure you already have it
But it’s old or not the same shade
It is so much better
Because of its brand name
These parties are for the go-getters
Oh yes I get sucked in too
How many cookie stones
Book bags, lip glosses etc
Am I to use?
“Who do I make
My check out to?
Is that after tax?
Oh wow! Okay.
It’s for a good cause, you say?”
To be invited to so many
Parties makes you wonder
Am I that much of a sucker?
To not be invited is curious too.
Aren’t we friends?
If not me, then who?
Regardless,
I now have two pancake batter shakers,
A laptop zip around,
Foundation, blush and brushes
Enough to last for years and abound.
